Monday, December 17, 2007

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The Voyage of the Wee Red Cap. By Ruth Sawyer Durand
A Story of the Christ-Child (a German Legend for Christmas Eve) - Elizabeth Harrison
Jimmy Scarecrow's Christmas - Mary E. Wilkins Freeman
Why the Chimes Rang - Raymond McAlden
The Birds'Christmas (founded on fact) - F.E. Mann
The Little Sister's Vacation - Winifred M. Kirkland
Little Wolff's Wooden Shoes - Francois Coppee, adapted and translated by Alma J. Foster
Christmas in the Alley - Olive Thorne Miller
A Christmas Star - Katherine Pyle
The Queerest Christmas - Grace Margaret Gallaher
Old Father Christmas - J.H. Ewing
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
How Christmas Came to the Santa Maria Flats - Elia W. Peattie
The Legend of Babouscka - From the Russian Folk Tale
Christmas in the Barn - F. Arnstein
The Philanthropist's Christmas - James Weber Linn
The First Christmas-Tree - Lucy Wheelock
The First New England Christmas - G.L. Stone and M.G. Fickett
The Cratchits' Christmas Dinner - Charles Dickens
Christmas in Seventeen Seventy-Six - Anne Hollingsworth Wharton
Christmas Under the Snow - Olive Thorne Miller
Mr. Bluff's Experience of Holidays - Oliver Bell Bunce
Master Sandy's Snapdragon - Elbridge S. Brooks
A Christmas Fairy - John Strange Winter
The Greatest of These - Joseph Mills Hanson
Little Gretchen and the Wooden Shoe - Elizabeth Harrison
Big Rattle - Theodore Goodridge Roberts

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Do you Want More from Life Like Me?

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

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What if I told you that you could grab thousands or more every day
in laser targeted traffic, with just a few clicks of a button –
without using AdWords, SEO, or any other of those costly and time
consuming traffic methods?

That’s right – easy, point, click, and submit traffic - searching
for exactly what you have to offer.

Sounds like a winner right? Also, sounds like something that
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Well, guess what? That is exactly the kind of traffic you can
generate with Social Marketing. Hordes of buyers that you want –
all looking for what you’re offering.

How is this possible you wonder?

Well, once you know how to use networks like MySpace, Facebook, and
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That’s why you need to check out a young guy by the name of Steve
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the past year becoming the go-to guy for Social Marketing.

In fact, just this past March Yanik Silver personally asked him to
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What Steve has to share about making money with Social Networks is
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Thursday, October 25, 2007

What You Need To Know About Government Grant Applications

There is a lot of confusing information out there about the application process for getting government money. I hope the information presented below will clear up much of the misinformation that is presented by those who profit from confusion and misunderstanding.

1) Where Are The Applications?

There are thousands of money programs available and every office that hands out money has a different application. So, what you need to do is to first locate the office that you think is a good source to apply to and request a copy of their application. Some offices have the applications online where you can simply fill in the blanks and send. Some have online applications that you download and print out and fill in the blanks and mail or fax in. And some will send you the paperwork to fill out.

2) Will I Need Help Filling Out An Application?

The answer to this is going to be NO for 80% of the applications that are out there for you to get free money. The only applications for free money that can be complicated are those for non-profit organizations. So if you are not a non-profit organization, don’t worry about filling out an application until you get a copy of the application because 4 out of 5 times it’s going to be simple: a couple of pages of fill in the blanks.

3) What Should I Ask For When I Contact An Office?

Never ask for a “grant.” This is because 80% of all the free money that the government and others give away is not even called “grants.” The free money can be called direct payments, loans you don’t have to pay back, venture capital or other bureaucratic euphemisms. So, if you think you know what you are doing and call an office looking for “grants,” you’ll be missing 80% of available free money. Smart people contact government offices and request information about “any financial aid programs they may have available.” Sometimes what you don’t think you know can hurt you.

4) When Should I Hire A Grant Writer?

There might be times you will need help filling out an application. But don’t make that decision until you have an application in your hand from an office you are seeking money from. If you run around looking for grant writing help before you even have an application to fill out, that would be like buying a prom dress before you even have an invitation to the prom.

As mentioned earlier most applications for free money, including grants, requires only a few pages of filling in the blanks. It is the money that goes to non-profits that requires a more complicated application. If you need this kind of grant writing help, be careful hiring people who call themselves professional grants writers. They can cost a fortune. To find a reputable grant writer or to take a short course in grant writing, so you can do it yourself, contact The Foundation Center, headquartered in New York City (www.fdncenter.org; 1-212-620-4230 or 800-424-98360). The Foundation Center has offices and materials around the country that can help you find a reputable grant writer or where you can also take a short grant writing course to learn how to do it yourself.

5) Is There Free Help Filling Out Applications For Loans And Grants?

Applying for government loans can be can be a bit more complicated than a few pages of fill in the blanks, but free help is available to help you with this process, especially if it is for business or real estate. Contact one of the 1,000 Small Business Development Centers around the country that will help you fill out applications for free or next to nothing. To find an office year you contact: 1-800-8-ASK-SBA or http://www.sba.gov/sbdc/sbdcnear.html

There are also many non-profit organizations around the country that provide free and low-cost help in filling out grant and loan applications. No one source knows the location of all these groups, but a good place to start looking is the Microentretprise Fund For Innovation, Effectiveness, Learning and Dissemination that is part of the Aspen Institute in Washington DC: http://fieldus.org/Publications/Directory.asp. You can also contact your local public library to help you locate a similar local source.

We also offer free help filling out any government application as part of our www.GovernmentMoneyClub.com

6) Will The Office Giving Out The Money Give Me Help Filling Out The Application?

Yes, they will help. That is part of their job. How much actual help they will provide will varies from office to office. If they are not helpful enough, contact an office of their superior or the office of your elected official for that level of government. For example, if you are having a bad experience in dealing with a federal government office, contact your congressman or senator located in Washington , DC . If it is a state office you are dealing with find your representative at the state level. Your local libraries can help you identify these people.

7) Can I See Copies Of Successful Applications?

Yes, of course. Remember anything the government does, it does in your name (as long as we remain a democracy). So when the government gives out money it is really giving out your money and you have a right to see how they are giving it out. This includes seeing copies of past applications. In order to protect the privacy of individuals, the government may delete some of the applicant’s personal information before they show you a copy. But that’s OK. All that you really need will still likely be there. If a government office is not very cooperative in providing you with an application, you can request to be transferred to an office called “The Freedom of Information Act Office.” Every agency has such an office that will enforce your rights.

8) Should I Become A non-Profit?

Probably not, but like the answer to most any question, the real answer is, “it depends.” Non-profits are generally involved in one of the following activities: charitable, religious, educational, scientific, literary, testing for public safety, fostering national or international amateur sports competition, and the prevention of cruelty to children or animals.

If you are going to be involved in one of these activities then you MIGHT want to consider becoming a non-profit. But, start looking for money first, before you invest in becoming a non-profit. You might be able to get the money you need without being a non-profit. So why waste the time and money before you know for sure? Wait till you find someplace that looks like a good place to get your money and find out if their requirements include you becoming a non-profit. That is the time to become one.

9) Do I Have To Pay Back A Grant?

NO. NO. NO. Grants, direct payments, and other free money available from government offices and non-profit organizations do not have to be paid back, EVER.

10) Can I Apply For More Than One Grant?

You certainly can apply to more than one of anything. The worst that can happen is that you apply to 12 places and 12 places give you money, and some of them say you have to give the money back if you get it from another source. This is a nice problem.

11) Can I Apply To The Same Place Twice?

Yes. And this is true whether you get the money or not. Some believe that there are even offices that will reject you automatically on your first attempt just to make sure you are serious. But there are other programs that give out one grant per customer. The best advice is to just keep applying until they tell you to stop.

12) Do I Have To Pay Taxes On A Grant?

As a general rule the answer is no, and you can always find out the exact answer when you find a program you wish to apply for. If the money is for business or for operating income for any organizations what you spend the money on will all be expensed before you pay taxes. Most free money for education and training is not taxable. And most free money used to pay expenses is also tax free. There are some exceptions to this personal expense money, but you will be notified well ahead a time if this is the case.

13) Do I Have To Have Good Credit To Get A Grant?

Normally credit rating does not matter. Why would they worry about how you are at paying back your loans? They don’t want this money back. The government will even give you grant money to pay for college courses while you are in jail, but they won’t give you a college loan.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

How To Transform Your IP-Address Into A GHOST And...

In order to have full capability to post ads on Craigslist, Backpages.com and other sites,  you must have the resources to change your IP address.

This is very important...

A static IP source, one that doesn't change numbers,
will soon get your IP banned after posting a certain amount of ads.


On the other hand having a dynamic IP source will allow you
to fly under the radar so to speak, and allow multiple posts
because each time it's turned on it provides a different IP address.

The other methods, proxy servers and dial up accounts are
still effective but extremely slow.


The newest IP address changing tool now on the market is
IP changing software- yes Virginia, there is such a thing.

This software that will change your IP address at preset intervals
or manually and has capabilities of serving up foreign or
United States IP addresses as well as being browser selective
plus much more.

What about the price?

It's very affordable => only $29
Take a look below:

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Check it out... It's great for a single computer or to operate
two computers to post with.


Remember:
Most serious affiliate ad posters are aware that you must change
IP address in order to stay in the game. I found this out the hard way last year!






Sunday, October 14, 2007

Online Entrepreneurial Attack: Vital Traits to Possess

Entrepreneur Online



They say doing, owning, and handling business is all about passion. It is for the reason that the said passion is the one that drives a person to drive upward the road to success. Most business instructional books will also tell you about the same thing—that is, passion in doing business. Apart from this passion or drive, there are likewise certain traits that need to be possessed by every budding entrepreneur. These traits define one’s future in the industry and whether or not he will likely pursue the materialization of such goals and objectives related to the business he is up to venture into.

If there is anyone who thinks that getting into any form of business venture is simply a slice of cake must think again. Of course it is in no way an easy task. Entrepreneurs know this for a fact. Entrepreneurs also basically know that getting into the business world requires severe time and effort coupled with hard work so as to reap their desired fruits. But then of course, all of these efforts exerted will bring the most advantageous results. Who knows, in such a short span of time the business will already be on a pedestal that everyone will be patronizing and looking up to? This is not very far from possible.

When you are motivated, you get inspired. This motivation will drive you towards the exertion of the needed effort for the success of the business. Entrepreneurs today are increasing. More so, one of the greatest hypes there are today in line with business is the home-based online entrepreneurial. There are lots of advantages involved in a home-based online entrepreneurial. For one, you need not prepare yourself for work. Who cares about how you look when you are doing an online business? Secondly, you need not battle with the day-to-day traffic as you go off to work. So who would not opt for an online entrepreneurial at all?

Some people would tend to discourage you that this kind of stuff does not work at all. But if your passion is really into the online business, then go for it. Let the force be with you and let that passion burn in you. Whether a lot of people lack the belief with regards to the success of the online entrepreneurial, all that matters is you give it a try to know about its result.

Desirable Traits that Make Up a Home-Based Online Entrepreneur Successful

Any entrepreneur should have a strong self-confidence and belief in himself and in all of the things that he engages into. It is important that he believes in his own capacity to handle things. He should not also be gullible or taken aback by comments and opinions of other people. At times it is important that one sets certain mindsets in his so that it will become close to reality. One’s capacity to handle judgment and create decisions proves to be the best assets one can have.

Entrepreneurs although they are handling online business must be flexible when it comes to the aspect of time. There must be a dose of effort and time spent by an entrepreneur so as the growth of the business will be secured. It is a known fact that most of the times personal affairs get affected by the business tendered to by entrepreneurs. There are even times when the greatest trials come upon people. Some succeed while others do not. Therefore, there is a need balance things. Time management is indeed very important in this matter.

Do not simply work your business up for the profit. It is not all about money. Handling a business is more of enjoying what you do just like a hobby. You will less likely recognize stress and pressure when you enjoy what you are doing. Online entrepreneurial can be very easy if only you know the ropes of the trade.

Do not be afraid to face failures. You will never recognize success if without the presence of failure in any form. In line with business, most entrepreneurs fail first before they finally meet success along the way.

Make an online entrepreneurial one offshoot of your dreams. It is only in trying that you will get your desired results. Get that attitude!

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Abe The Ape Has Figured Out Affiliate Marketing!

Check out his video so you can see what he's doing now!




Sunday, August 19, 2007

STEP UP! Help A Working Mother In Dire Straits

Hey folks,

This story is not an easy one to tell. And the courage it took for the woman to let me tell it to you is immense.

Her name is Cy. She’s a sweet, hard working mother of 4 kids. One of them just 20 months old. Right now, all 5 of them are stuck in the middle of nowhere with no money, no place to stay, and I assume nothing to eat.

I’m telling you this story because you can help. Her kids need help. And I feel compelled to use my influence on the internet to persuade you to help.

Imagine your boyfriend breaking your hands so you could no longer use the internet. Imagine having your head slammed into the doorway. Imagine having your ribs busted by someone you lived with and had a relationship with.
After you watch that video, ask yourself a question: If it was a close friend of yours, what would YOU do to help?

No one should have to suffer domestic abuse like this. Obviously, you now see why I need your help. Please take a few seconds to watch the video below and see how you can help get Cy to a better place tomorrow…





You can take a look at Cy's product here
If you are not interested in the product, but would like to just help with a couple bucks for daily needs, please send paypal payment to the email below….

cyprice @ gmail.com ( obviously without the spaces )

Thank you everyone, it means a lot to me and many of Cy’s friends.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Start Logic Hosting is a rip off!!

If you are looking for a good affiliate program for web hosting, DO NOT pin your hopes on this company. A friend of mine did- she sold 7 accounts to classmates of hers, and almost lost them until she could document and prove that she actually spoke to the people.

But the latest kick in the head came recently. Her commissions were way up- into the $5000 range. Then, Start Logic sent her the following email:

"Dear {name deleted},
Thank you for contacting StartLogic technical support.

I'm afraid we have some disappointing news on this front. You probably realised there was a remarkable spike in your affiliate sales. That raised flags in our accounting department, and on further investigation, we discovered that they were all due to a salesman here who had apparently not cleared his browser out, and as a result, all his subsequent sales were being mistakenly credited to your affiliate.
We've confirmed this using the IP address which uniquely identifies the computer used to place the orders, and they all track back to the same location. Unfortunately, as a result, they do not qualify as legitimate affiliate sales, and so we are unable to process payment for these. I apologize very deeply for any inconvenience this may cause, and we have taken appropriate action to prevent any re-occurrence. Please let us know if we can help you in any other way.

Thank You,
Jim Mclennan
StartLogic technical support"

First of all, they are lying to her, no way that is true! How did this "sales rep" get her cookie?
Even if he did, how did it get applied to phone orders?

And, why did they have to research by IP? How come the sales rep didn't have his ID on them from him entering them in to the system?

I do customer service work for a living, and every order I enter or every time I even touch an account to render customer service, it is branded with my user ID and the time.

So I want to issue this warning to all aspiring affiliate marketers. This company will steal your commissions. Do not waste your time and your space on your virtual real estate!

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Government Jokes: Laughing All the Way to the Bank

Government Jokes: Laughing All the Way to the Bank

"One of the biggest lies in American is. I'm from the government and I'm here to help." This famous joke leads to more wasteful spending by encouraging cynicism. Thousands of government programs have been created and funded because a majority of lawmakers believed these initiatives were essential and will benefit our democracy.

With government programs representing over 30% of our economy, it's inevitable that there are plenty of instances where they don't work as intended, for example:

  • helping survivors who were hit by a hurricane
  • giving farm subsidies to millionaires
  • taking 10 years to deliver a letter
  • finding weapons of mass destruction

The media is loaded with stories about government waste and incompetence because bad news sells. These stories continually seep into the minds of ordinary taxpayers who support reasonable and valuable programs but this compassionate attitude is extinguished by the widespread belief that everything our government does is terrible. This cynicism causes Americans to wind up not caring what the government does as long as it stays away from them.

The result of this leave-me-alone attitude leaves more government money to those who know how to use the system rather than hate it. Most every large company in America takes advantage of government grants, loans, contracts or free services. Real estate entrepreneurs like Donald Trump credits using government programs to make his first million dollar deal. Vice President Dick Cheney received over $3 billion in government contracts when he was running Halliburton. George W. Bush received $200 million in government loan for his baseball team. Even millionaire broadcaster Sam Donaldson tapped little-known government services to fund his cancer surgery. And why do families making over $100,000 a year receive more financial aid for college than those making less than that (1). Seniors with incomes over $150,000 receive more government benefits than older folks living on less than $15,000 (2). And here is something most American's would find hard to believe...only 12% of government handouts goes to the poor (2)

As long as average Americans ignore government programs and don't care how they are run, there will be more jokes about incompetence. If you paid for a service from a private company, you would invest effort to find out about that service and complain loudly if it does not work right. The media has been successful in convincing ordinary taxpayers that it's not worth it to demand an end to wasteful spending. Meanwhile there are plenty of folks and companies that are laughing all the way to the bank.

Matthew Lesko
Entrepreneur and Author of over 100 books on government benefits
matthew@lesko.com
303-929-8400

1) U.S. Office Of Education, National Center For Education Statistics, http://nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d05/tables/dt05_317.asp?referer=list
2) Page 151 "Running On Empty", Peter G. Peterson, former Chairman of Federal Reserve Bank of New York, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, New York, 2004



Saturday, July 28, 2007

3 Things All Affiliate Marketers Need To Survive Online

Every affiliate marketer is always looking for the successful market that gives the biggest paycheck. Sometimes they think it is a magic formula that is readily available for them. Actually, it is more complicated than that. It is just good marketing practices that have been proven over years of hard work and dedication.
There are tactics that have worked before with online marketing and is continuing to work in the online affiliate marketing world of today. With these top three marketing tips, you will be able to able to increase your sales and survive in the affiliate marketing online.

What are these three tactics?

1. Using unique web pages to promote each separate product you are marketing. Do not lump all of it together just to save some money on web hosting. It is best to have a site focusing on each and every product and nothing more.

Always include product reviews on the website so visitors will have an initial understanding on what the product can do to those who buys them. Also include testimonials from users who have already tried the product. Be sure that these customers are more than willing to allow you to use their names and photos on the site of the specific product you are marketing.

You can also write articles highlighting the uses of the product and include them on the website as an additional page. Make the pages attractive compelling and include calls to act on the information. Each headline should attract the readers to try and read more, even contact you. Highlight your special points. This will help your readers to learn what the page is about and will want to find out more.

2. Offer free reports to your readers. If possible position them at the very top side of your page so it they simply cannot be missed. Try to create autoresponder messages that will be mailed to those who input their personal information into your sign up box. According to research, a sale is closed usually on the seventh contact with a prospect.

Only two things can possibly happen with the web page alone: closed sale or the prospect leaving the page and never return again. By placing useful information into their inboxes at certain specified period, you will remind them of the product they thought they want later and will find out that the sale is closed. Be sure that the content is directed toward specific reasons to buy the product. Do not make it sound like a sales pitch.

Focus on important points like how your product can make life and things easier and more enjoyable. Include compelling subject lines in the email. As much as possible, avoid using the word “free” because there are still older spam filters that dumps those kind of contents into the junk before even anyone reading them first. Convince those who signed up for your free reports that they will be missing something big if they do not avail of your products and services.

3. Get the kind of traffic that is targeted to your product. Just think, if the person who visited your website has no interest whatsoever in what you are offering, they will be among those who move on and never come back. Write articles for publication in e-zines and e-reports. This way you can locate publications that is focusing on your target customers and what you have put up might just grab their interest.

Try to write a minimum of 2 articles per week, with at least 300-600 words in length. By continuously writing and maintaining these articles you can generate as many as 100 targeted readers to your site in a day.
Always remember that only 1 out of 100 people are likely to buy your product or get your services. If you can generate as much as 1,000 targeted hits for your website in a day, that means you can made 10 sales based on the average statistic.

The tactics given above does not really sound very difficult to do, if you think about it. It just requires a little time and an action plan on your part.

Try to use these tips for several affiliate marketing programs. You can end maintaining a good source of income and surviving in this business that not all marketers can do.
Besides, think of the huge paychecks you will be receiving…

Friday, July 27, 2007

11 *hidden* sources of traffic...

How often do you find yourself saying...

"If only I knew how to get traffic like the big boys"

Well, here's your exclusive opportunity.

Look over the shoulder of "Mr X" as he shows you how
he took a website from 151 unique visitors to over a
whopping 60,000 in less than 5 days.(and he didn't
have to pay a dime in advertising)

As you know, I never endorse anything that I haven't
tried myself. So you know that I don't simply give any
product my 'stamp of approval' unless it's the real deal.

This is THE 'missing link' to getting you MASSIVE
traffic without having to burn a hole in your pocket.

We're talking about real CRASHING tsunami of unique,
laser targeted, hungry visitors.

This is NOT:

* Viral Marketing
* A Guaranteed Visitors package
* A Search Engine Submission Tool
* An Ebook teaching you to write Ezine articles
* A Yahoo listing technique
* Search Engine Cloaking
* An Expired domains redirection
* A Forums Posting Technique

And the best part is, you got to know about this before
anyone else (I called in some serious favors to make
sure of this).

RUN, don't walk to:




Unless you want the competition to get there before you.







Andy Borowitz: Working at Home: The Ugly Truth - Business on The Huffington Post

Andy Borowitz: Working at Home: The Ugly Truth - Business on The Huffington Post

In the future, thanks to advances in personal computing and Internet connectivity, more and more people will be working at home. While there are some obvious benefits to this arrangement, such as gasoline cost savings and the ability to devote more of the workweek to bidding on Battlestar Gallactica memorabilia, there is a dark side as well: working at home greatly reduces the opportunities for office romance.

Gone are the liquor-fueled holiday parties and the team-building retreats that have traditionally served as the tinderboxes for employee-on-employee passion. Gone, too, are the monthly budget meetings, where passed notes and stolen glances often lead to more -- so much more. Lonely and isolated, the home-based employee will start looking for love in all the wrong places. And therein lies the ugly truth of working at home: when you're your own boss, you have no one to sexually harass but yourself.

Consider my story a cautionary tale. When I got the opportunity to start working at home a couple of years ago, I jumped at the chance, envisioning the huge spike in productivity that would naturally result from not having to shave or put on pants. In those early, innocent days, I was putting in robust eight-hour workdays, interrupted only by lunch and semi-hourly visits to YouTube. But then, after three days of this happy routine, everything changed in an instant. After using the bathroom one morning, I caught sight of myself in the mirror and, almost without thinking, I uttered these two fateful words: "Looking good."

When I got back to my desk, I was rattled. Perhaps my comment to myself in the bathroom had merely been friendly, but a part of me felt that it was inappropriate. And that come-hither expression on my face was unmistakable: I had seen it many times before, most notably on my Match.com profile. No, there could be little doubt: I was my own boss, and I was hitting on myself.

Feelings of unease soon gave way to other feelings -- feelings of shame. Had I, as my own boss, created a hostile work environment for myself? Or had I, as my own employee, "asked for it" by showing up to work wearing nothing but underwear? Making matters worse, I had no one to turn to in my hour of torment. One thing they don't tell you when you decide to work at home: in addition to being your own boss, you're your own H.R. person.

Trapped in a hell of my own creation, I had no choice but to downsize myself and outsource my job to India. As draconian as that solution might sound, it felt then, and still feels today, like the only way out. At this very moment, I am probably sexually harassing myself in an industrial park in Bangalore, but at least I don't have to know about it.

Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times.

http://www.homebizhelper.com

Small Business Resources, Business Advice and Forms from Small Business Informer -- Online Business Opportunity: Income Or Scam?

Small Business Resources, Business Advice and Forms from Small Business Informer -- Online Business Opportunity: Income Or Scam?

by Liz Roberts

July 27, 2007

Today, many people are taking advantage of home based businesses to earn extra income for their families. Mothers or those with handicaps can benefit a lot form work-at-home business opportunities. In fact, many have been so successful that even those who have regular work have resigned from their day jobs to concentrate on their work at home business.

What a Home Based Business Involves
However, it is important to remember that although many have been successful, a home business still requires planning, preparation, time and a lot of hard work. Those businesses who promise to bring millions for just a short time and without doing much work at all are clearly a scam. Sadly, many people have fallen victims to such promises. They invested their money on such home based business scams hoping to get back double or even more than what they paid. Not very long after, they found out that they’ve lost the money they worked so hard for.

For this reason, care must be taken when choosing a home based business opportunity. It is easy to get tempted with instant money-making schemes. But don’t be fooled. For instance, there are multi-level marketing schemes that do not even have any product to sell. Your income solely depends on the registration fees from new members. Another common home business scam is envelope stuffing. Usually, you are required to give an upfront fee in order to receive your tasks. Obviously, if you have to pay for an upfront fee there is a great risk that you are being scammed.

Watch Out From Other Scams!
Be particularly wary of gambling scams that claim to increase your chances of winning the lottery if you buy your lottery tickets online instead of from regular lottery booths. Most of these scams are designed to collect money from unsuspecting people.

Also, watch out for new businesses that sell products that are not proven to be efficient. For example, some products claim to bring wondrous results. However, see to it that these products have been approved by the national organizations especially if it’s health product or a beauty product. You wouldn’t want to be involved in a business that sells damaging or harmful products.

There are indeed legitimate home business opportunities out there. If you do sufficient research before signing up for a business, you can find a legitimate source of income for you and your family. One way to make sure is by checking from the Better Business Bureau about the reputation of the company. If there have been complaints in the past, then definitely you should back out immediately. However, if there are no complaints against that particular business, it does not mean you can let your guard down and accept the offer right away. Do extensive research on the company’s background.

Another important thing to consider when joining home based businesses is to choose the one that matches your skills and knowledge. If you have the knowledge and if you enjoy the work you’re doing, you will not easily give up and have more chances to succeed.

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